Pigeon

I've been gaming since I was 3 months in the womb, when my mother accidentally consumed a IBM PC, complete with epic gamer headphones and all the wiring, including a copy of Wolfenstein 3D. Me, only being -6 months old, decided to boot up Wolfenstein 3D using the extremely complex MS-DOS prompt (I know, I'm so smart), and after 3 heptaseconds, I was already in the main menu. Now, I'm not no wuss, and decided to boot up the Nightmare difficulty, and It was as easy as I thought it would be. I managed to beat the entire game and kill Hitler 2000 times in the span of 3 minutes, and instantly wanted more. So I decided to download the new and improved; Wolfenstein 4D. Immediately, I got 9 3 9 0 4 9 8 5 8 2 3 5 9 6 7 9 7 3 2 0 6 0 3 7 7 6 0 7 6 0 9 7 0 9 6 7 3 0 9 6 2 0 3 9 4 7 6 9 5 4 8 7 6 5 9 7 2 9 1 7 3 0 1 4 9 2 7 9 3 5 7 6 viruses, and my computer had to be quarantined. I haven't played Wolfenstein since.